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801 Montgomery Avenue, Penn Valley, PA
FOOD
BEVERAGES
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MERCH
DRY RETAIL

FOOD

Bagels 'n Schmear

Your choice of bagel and schmear. If we are out of the bagel that you select, we will substitute the next closest option.
  • Bagel 'n Schmear

    Your choice of bagel and schmear. If we are out of the bagel that you select, we will substitute the next closest option.
    $2.25

Hot Sammies

If we are out of the bagel that you select, we will substitute the next closest option.
  • The Egg

    Scrambled egg, cooper sharp cheese, zhug sauce, butter (V)
    $9.00
  • The BEC (has no zhug)

    Scrambled egg, cooper sharp cheese, bacon, butter
    $11.00
  • The Spicy

    Scrambled egg, bacon, spicy everything schmear, pickled jalapeños
    $12.00
  • The Alex

    Cucumber, bacon, plain schmear
    $7.00
  • VEGAN Egg Sammie (has zhug)

    Vegan egg, vegan cheese, zhug sauce (VG)
    $11.00
  • Turkey Bacon, Egg and Cheese

    $11.00
  • Sausage, Egg & Cheese

    $11.00
  • Pork Roll, Egg & Cheese

    $11.00

Cold Sammies

If we are out of the bagel that you select, we will substitute the next closest option.
  • The Veg

    Tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, arugula, salt & pepper, extra virgin olive oil, veggie schmear (V)
    $8.00
  • The Fish

    Pastrami lox, tomato, dill, red onion, pickle chips, plain schmear, extra virgin olive oil, salt & pepper
    $14.00
  • The Bird

    Turkey, tomato, arugula, garlic 'n herb schmear
    $11.00
  • The Courage

    Housemade honey butter (V)
    $6.00
  • The PB&J

    Peanut butter, strawberry jam, granola (V)
    $6.00
  • The Jake

    Whitefish salad, cucumber, onion, tomato (DF)
    $13.00

Signature Sammies

  • The Chicken Salad

    Housemade old bay chicken salad, red onion & shredded lettuce on your choice of bagel.
    $12.00
  • The Big Tuna (Contains GLUTEN)

    Tuna salad, crushed chips, tomato & shredded lettuce on your choice of bagel.
    $12.00
  • The B.L.T.

    $11.00
  • The Zinger

    Turkey, mozzarella, tomato, red onion, shredded lettuce, Zing sauce on your choice of bagel.
    $12.00

Pizza Bagels

  • Cheese Pizza Bagel

    Mozzarella, pizza sauce, hot honey, basil (V)
    $5.00
  • Pepperoni Pizza Bagel

    Mozzarella, pizza sauce, pepperoni, hot honey, basil
    $6.00

Latkes

  • Order of Latkes (2 pieces)

    Fried fresh to order. Comes with a choice of sauce!
    $5.00

Half & Baker's Dozen

  • Baker's Dozen

    $24.00
  • Half Dozen

    $12.00
  • Slicing Fee

    Please add once for every 6-13 bagels you'd like sliced.
    $1.50
  • 4-Pack

    $9.00

Individual Bagels

  • Individual Bagel

    $2.25

Baked Goods

  • Challah

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00
  • Sprinkle Sugar Cookie

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00
  • Blueberry Muffin

    $4.00
  • Cranberry Muffin

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00

Doughnuts

  • Glazed

    Glazed housemade brioche doughnut
    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00
  • Catering Box

    $5.00
  • Lemon Ricotta Doughnut

    OUT OF STOCK
    $6.00

8 oz Schmear

  • 8 oz Plain Schmear

    $7.00
  • 8 oz Scallion Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with fresh scallions
    $8.00
  • 8 oz Veggie Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with fresh peppers, cucumber, carrots and scallions
    $8.00
  • 8 oz Spicy Everything Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with parmesan everything crisps and housemade hot sauce
    $8.00
  • 8 oz Garlic Herb Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with garlic, chives and dill
    $8.00
  • 8 oz Strawberry Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with fresh strawberry compote
    $8.00
  • 8 oz Lox Schmear

    Cream cheese mixed with pieces of Samaki's nova lox
    $10.00
  • 8 oz Schmear of the Summer! - Golden Milk Schmear

    Cream cheese with honey, lemon zest, candied ginger, and a pinch of turmeric.
    $8.00
  • 8 oz June Schmear of the Month! - Funfetti Schmear

    Cream cheese with crumbled sugar cookies, cake batter extract, vanilla bean paste, and rainbow sprinkles.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.00
  • 8 oz May Schmear of the Month! - Zhug Schmear

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.00
  • 8 oz VEGAN Schmear - Plain

    $9.00
  • 8 oz VEGAN Schmear - Scallion

    $9.00

BEVERAGES

Retail Beverages

  • Martinelli's Apple Juice

    $4.00
  • Natalie's Carrot Ginger Juice

    $5.00
  • Natalie's Strawberry Lemonade

    $5.00
  • Maplehofe Chocolate Milk

    $4.00
  • Saratoga Water - Still

    $3.00
  • Saratoga Water - Sparkling

    $3.00
  • Iced Green Tea Bottle

    $4.00
  • Dr. Brown's Ginger Ale

    $3.00
  • Dr. Brown's Black Cherry

    $3.00
  • Dr. Brown's Diet Black Cherry

    $3.00
  • Dr. Brown's Cream Soda

    $3.00
  • Dr. Brown's Root Beer

    $3.00
  • Coca-Cola Bottle

    $3.00
  • Cold Brew Can

    $5.00

Cafe Beverages

  • Drip Coffee

    Medium roast from our local partners, Moonraker Coffee. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    $3.50
  • Iced Coffee

    Medium roast from our local partners, Moonraker Coffee. Available in 16 oz.
    $4.00
  • June Special! - Funfetti Latte

    Matcha or espresso, choice of milk, house-made cake batter syrup, whipped cream, and rainbow sprinkles. Available hot or iced.
    $7.00
  • Americano

    Freshly brewed espresso with water. Decaf available. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    $4.00
  • Latte

    Freshly brewed espresso with steamed milk, topped with a small layer of milk foam. Decaf available. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    $4.50
  • Cappuccino

    Freshly brewed espresso with steamed milk and milk foam. Decaf available. Available in 12 oz.
    $4.50
  • Espresso

    Freshly brewed espresso. Decaf available.
    $3.50
  • Hot Tea

    Choice of Earl Grey, Black Tea, Mint or Chamomile. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    $3.50
  • Iced Tea

    Freshly brewed unsweetened black iced tea.
    $4.50
  • Chai Latte

    Our house blend of toasted spices brewed with your choice of milk. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.50
  • Matcha Latte

    Available in 12 oz and 16 oz with your choice of milk.
    $5.50
  • Hot Chocolate

    Our rich and creamy hot chocolate with your choice of whole or oat milk. Available in 12 oz and 16 oz.
    $4.00
  • Salted Honey Latte

    $5.50
  • Strawberry Latte

    House made strawberry and vanilla syrup with matcha or espresso. Available in 12 oz. and 16 oz.
    $7.00
  • Iced Blueberry Matcha Latte

    Fresh blueberry goop, housemade vanilla syrup, matcha. Available in 16 oz.
    $7.00
  • Cortado

    $4.00
  • Cold Brew Can

    $5.00

TO GO FRIDGE

Food

  • Fishtown Pickle Project Pickles - Philly Dilly Spears (32 oz)

    $14.00
  • 4 oz. Pastrami Lox

    $12.00
  • 4 oz. Nova Lox

    $12.00
  • 8 oz. Whitefish Salad

    $11.00
  • Zhug Jar (9 oz)

    Our version of the herby Yemenite sauce (VG)!
    $7.00
  • Hot Sauce Jar (9 oz)

    Our housemade hot sauce made with a red pepper relish (VG)
    $7.00
  • 8 oz. Tuna Salad

    $9.00
  • 8 oz. Chicken Salad

    Housemade old bay seasoned chicken salad
    $9.00

MERCH

Apparel

  • Bagel Boy Sticker

    $3.00
  • Latke Lad Sticker

    $3.00
  • Luncheonette Bumper Sticker

    $3.00
  • Pride Sticker

    OUT OF STOCK
    $3.00
  • Yellow Bagel Boy Tee

    $30.00
  • White Smiley Long Sleeve

    $40.00
  • Bagel Lover Tote

    $20.00
  • Blue Corduroy Hat

    $32.00
  • Pink Corduroy Hat

    $32.00
  • Bagel Boy Mug

    $24.00
  • Glass Mug

    $20.00

DRY RETAIL

Chips

  • Deep River - Original Sea Salt

    $3.00
  • Deep River - Salt & Vinegar

    $3.00
  • Deep River - Sweet Maui Onion

    $3.00

Seasonings

  • Damn Near Everything Seasoning Jar (4 oz)

    $2.50
  • Hot Damn Near Everything Seasoning Jar (4 oz)

    $2.50
  • SPECIAL: 2 Seasoning Jars for $4

    $4.00

Kismet Bagels Locations and Hours

Collingswood

(856) 240-0353
747 Haddon Avenue, Collingswood, NJ 08108
Closed • Opens Saturday at 7AM
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Fishtown

(215) 259-8637
113 E Girard Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19125
Closed • Opens Saturday at 8AM
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Manayunk

(215) 995-5380
4330 Main Street, Philadelphia, PA 19127
Closed • Opens Saturday at 7AM
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Penn Valley

(610) 314-4206
801 Montgomery Avenue, Penn Valley, PA 19072
Closed • Opens Saturday at 7AM
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Rittenhouse

(215) 259-8385
1700 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, PA 19103
Closed • Opens Saturday at 8AM
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